Rarest find in the wilderness is a good night’s sleep

16 Aug

Most people keep mental lists of some kind — best television shows, favorite ice cream flavors, dream vacations. I keep a mental list of good nights of sleep. Strange, I know. But sleep for me was hard to come by, even back then. And a good night’s sleep while camping is always a rare and memorable occasion.

If there was a set of Murphy’s laws for sleeping outdoors, the first would state that “the attempt to slumber triggers a physiological sharpening of the ‘uncomfortability’ sensory receptors.” The little rock that seemed negligible when I first lay down will grow into an enormous boulder as the night wears on. The slight depression in the ground beneath my left shoulder will gradually feel like a massive crater. And that Gatorade I had by the fire an hour earlier? Yeah, that’ll come back to haunt me too. But only after I have already overcome the boulders and craters and am finally comfortable enough to nod off.

The above is an excerpt.  Click over to the Transcript Bulletin to read the full story.


2 responses to “Rarest find in the wilderness is a good night’s sleep

  1. Kristine Shreve

    August 18, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    I’ve also suffered from insomnia for many years, and I know what you mean about the perfect night’s sleep staying in your memory.

  2. Matt

    August 28, 2008 at 11:38 am

    This is an excellent column. Every example you gave brought back a specific memory or two or ten!

    Even trying to sleep in a bunk of a hunting camp cabin can be tough. In one I’ve slept in several times, there is so much snoring going on that it’s like trying to sleep at motorcycle track.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: